The Parking Whore

So, I'm sitting up at this dig Flipnotics, and it's a cool coffee shop. Although, it's not preferred by this blog writer. I was going to go to this place, The Green Muse, but a business owner in the same lot decided to be a whore. And I don't use that word lightly. There's egads of parking there. There's quite a few businesses there. But this lady (I'm told it's a chick) has signs up over half the parking lot "Parking for Stupid Whore Dance School ONLY at ALL TIMES."

Okay, that place has yet to be opened when I've been there. And I'm there a lot, because I'm a coffee whore, and go at all times of the day for my fix. Well, if it is open, no one's ever there. The kicker, that was pointed out to me today whilest whining, is that if there were people there, they could take what little parking the coffee shop has. this situation is officially Teh Ghey. So, if you're in Austin, and you want to find a dance school, steer clear of the dumb bitch on Oltorf and South First. Next to the gas station and pizza place, with the coffee shop on the other side? Yeah, that place.
I hope she goes out of business and gets her head stuck in a toilet.


On an unrelated note, Google Adsense is funny. Hmm.. I saw an ad there before posting this advertising a site for Christian homes dealing with homosexuality. Maybe I use the word "gay" too much. Must look into this...