So I was at Target the other day...

Looking to find a new bathing suit. Which I hate doing because it's hard to find one that does my boobs justice. Most bathing suits are for girls with smaller or perky tits. I have neither, so I've had this grudge with bathing suit shopping since about 13. I actually haven't gone in over five years. Because this is how it goes: I find something cute, that I like, try it on, and those weird nipple pads? Are smaller than my boobs. So, big boob + small nipple pad = not only odd sensation for me but it just looks weird. It looks like I'm trying to upholster my own breasts. When I cut the pads out, my boobs just sag. Looks equally as weird. Only, it's more uncomfortable for me.

With that in mind on Monday I went to Target. Because I need a new one. The old one was given to me by a friend five plus years ago (hence the no torturing myself for over five years) but we can all imagine what kind of shape that little prize is in.

I took a friend of mine, apparently you always need back up for this sort of thing. And we're in there poking around at stuff, stuff too small for me. Stuff unbefitting the boobs. The funny thing? They had more straight up two piece bikini's in extra large than the full coverage two pieces.

Out of no where, this lady and what assume to be her sister and/or shopping back-up, comes wondering up, picking through the swimming items.

"X-X-L YEAH THAT'S ME. THAT'S WHAT I NEED."
That's what she said. And then she'd move to a different rack of swimming treasures, poke through it a bit, and again, "YEP. X-X-L, UH HUH. RIGHT THAR."

I'm sure the people at the other end of the store could hear this. I had to keep myself from laughing. I'm convinced she was a little drunk.

Finally I got the idea to go to the womens section, where they did have bathing suits to do me some justice. I think I bought the most fantastic bathing suit I've ever owned.

Unfortunately, it's been raining all week. Le sigh.