Tricked

I was sitting at my desk earlier making ready some bills and happened to glance at the Google desktop gadget that gives me news. I hardly ever look at this thing, and have the news gadget on my desktop but not my laptop.

All I saw was Bush Hands Over Power to Chaney.

I felt over joyed for a moment. Here are a few thoughts that ran through my head as I eagerly awaited the story, loading in my browser:

• Wow, he finally figured out his I.Q. is the the double digits and conceded.
• He must be dying.
• He must be dead (not quite as rational as the rest, but it was there).
  
• He finally concluded the gig was up as far as the war in Iraq, he's caught and he's no better than any other mass murdering fuck-head.
• He's in jail for doing drugs.
• He's tired of playing President in our white house.
• He's playing a cruel joke on America.

And a cruel joke it was. My browser doesn't take that long to load, it's just my mind is really adept at jumping to conclusions. So I read the story and am instantly disappointed. He's alive, he doesn't think he's stupid, he's not tired of playing, he probably still believes in his war, no drugs (maybe he should take them..)... Alas, it's a cruel joke. They're screening his butt for cancer. And the devious "mwahahaha I'm planning things with my two hours of lime light" look on Chaney's face is classic.




Hopefully, if there's any great justice in the universe, Bush is half awake when they probe his innards and he comes out feeling like Goatse.

If you don't know who Goatse is, use your Googles. *But be warned, Goatse is an image some may find offensive. It is sexual in nature.*


*This statement is in compliance with US law stating I can't randomly send you all to shock sites without your knowledge.