My Greatness

This is a blog about my greatness. Be forewarned.

While the world was sleeping, I created this.

Like all things of greatness, it needs a little tweaking. But, nonetheless, it is an illustration of my awesomeness. Come. Bask in it. Maybe some of my awesomeness will rub off on your tentacles.

Okay, so I was supposed to work on it like a month ago, but inspiration didn't hit me until last night.

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In other news, my intuition is totally gone. Like, MIA gone. I'm hoping this is just temporary. I'm not used to experiencing the world in concrete ideas and taking things at face value. But, on the upside I've learned it's more or less natural of me to trust people. I've been reading in between the lines less and just taking life as it comes. So, I'm less stressed, albeit less aware of people and my surroundings, but over all less stressed and drawn into thought.

The downside, is it's my intuition. It's always told me who's good, who's bad, and who's mediocre. It's my balancing sense of where to go, when to go, and how exactly to go about it. I know I've made a few huge mistakes the last few weeks, in thought, word, and action. I've also had to outright ask people things I don't normally need to ask. Things I'm not exactly comfortable talking about. I feel as though I'm stumbling blindly along a path that was once lit and is now dark.

Exciting, yes. A learning experience, definitely. I'm not sure if it's a test, a random occurrence, or if my spider sense has left me for good. At times it's frustrating. Other times, liberating.

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Whipped Random

Although I prefer to wrote code in my underwear, I made that page up at the coffee shop.

I informed the barrista at the coffee shop I had created greatness and was going home to rub my naked breasts on it at 5am.

It was very temping to leave my nipple prints on my laptop screen.

Melissa wants to have sex with me even more because of this web page.

Melissa is also jealous that she's going to be a work for the next 7 hours and not at home rubbing her bare breasts on the new web site.

I bought a yo-yo the other day at Terra Toys.

Last night a friend of mine gave me a pink monkey.

My parents are on vacation and I've been living off Macaroni and Cheese (Dad? If you read this, SEND MONEY!).