Fuck you.
To every person who gets on IH 35 doing 40 and refuses to speed up once on the freeway. Fuck you.
To everyone who rides my ass when I'm already speeding. Fuck you.
To every person who changes lanes while on the phone without even checking their blind spot. Fuck you.
To every jackass in the fast lane doing five miles per hour below the speed limit. Fuck you.
To anyone bastardly enough to ride my ass when I'm in the right lane and it's more than your right to GO FUCKING AROUND. Fuck you.
And finally, to that guy at the post office the other day who was bitching about the employees being liars because they lost your mail and have no record of it, fuck you. All I wanted was stamps. Fuck all of you. Get out of my city.
I hope you all at some point in your lives get your head stuck in a toilet.
Respectfully submitted,
BJ
Happy October, everybody!! I think I'm going to be a pimptress for Halloween. I'm soooooo excited. I bought the most fantastic shoes. Okay. Now that I've bitched, I'm going to go jerk off. :D
To every person who gets on IH 35 doing 40 and refuses to speed up once on the freeway. Fuck you.
To everyone who rides my ass when I'm already speeding. Fuck you.
To every person who changes lanes while on the phone without even checking their blind spot. Fuck you.
To every jackass in the fast lane doing five miles per hour below the speed limit. Fuck you.
To anyone bastardly enough to ride my ass when I'm in the right lane and it's more than your right to GO FUCKING AROUND. Fuck you.
And finally, to that guy at the post office the other day who was bitching about the employees being liars because they lost your mail and have no record of it, fuck you. All I wanted was stamps. Fuck all of you. Get out of my city.
I hope you all at some point in your lives get your head stuck in a toilet.
Respectfully submitted,
BJ
Happy October, everybody!! I think I'm going to be a pimptress for Halloween. I'm soooooo excited. I bought the most fantastic shoes. Okay. Now that I've bitched, I'm going to go jerk off. :D
2 mindless chatters:
I love you too! :D
Masturbate for me while you're at it.
I feel your pain.
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