I hope everyone's New Year celebrations were safe and lots and lots of fun.
I hope also, that you wonderful wonderful people who read these bits of text on the web, will take a moment to think of and send love to those families who have loved ones that didn't make it home last night. Even if you don't know anyone personally, take a minute, for me.
Like I said, I hope everyone had a grand time and made lots of drunken resolutions they'll either forget or not be able to keep.
My highlights:
Best New Years text message ever: Before the sun sets, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed and before I get drunk, get naked and lose my phone, I'm wishing you a happy New Year.
Sent to me from my friend Jeff. He's so sentimental. :D
I got to try Thai food for the first time last night. Ironic that it would be the last time for 2007.
I drank a quad shot of espresso around 9pm and could feel each and every individual hair on my body until around 4 o'clock this morning.
I saw a candle holder that was so "WTF?!" I 1.) started crying I was laughing so hard; 2.) am still amazed someone put effort into this retarded piece of glued wood; and 3.) still can't imagine the original recipient keeping a straight face at the time she received said gift.
I got some strange I've been lusting after for a while (teehee) and it reaffirmed my resolution to have more crazy sex (like, safe, I'm safe, I want you guys to know that) and to stay single as long as I can afford to do so.
I got this coffee drink thing my friend's been telling me about that has these ganoderma mushrooms in it. I tell you what, I shit this afternoon like I haven't shit in about six months. We'll not talk about my horrible colon blockage.. moving on..
I got booty that I've been lusting after for two months, did I mention that? In the words of my friend Hector, who is very wise, it was over 9000.. and the awesome of it was made with pure awesome extract.
All in all, I got to spend some great time with friends. That's what I enjoyed the most. To my friends I didn't get to see last night, you know I love you, and none of us can be everywhere at once, I hope you had a wonderful time and happy 2008!
I hope also, that you wonderful wonderful people who read these bits of text on the web, will take a moment to think of and send love to those families who have loved ones that didn't make it home last night. Even if you don't know anyone personally, take a minute, for me.
Like I said, I hope everyone had a grand time and made lots of drunken resolutions they'll either forget or not be able to keep.
My highlights:
Best New Years text message ever: Before the sun sets, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed and before I get drunk, get naked and lose my phone, I'm wishing you a happy New Year.
Sent to me from my friend Jeff. He's so sentimental. :D
I got to try Thai food for the first time last night. Ironic that it would be the last time for 2007.
I drank a quad shot of espresso around 9pm and could feel each and every individual hair on my body until around 4 o'clock this morning.
I saw a candle holder that was so "WTF?!" I 1.) started crying I was laughing so hard; 2.) am still amazed someone put effort into this retarded piece of glued wood; and 3.) still can't imagine the original recipient keeping a straight face at the time she received said gift.
I got some strange I've been lusting after for a while (teehee) and it reaffirmed my resolution to have more crazy sex (like, safe, I'm safe, I want you guys to know that) and to stay single as long as I can afford to do so.
I got this coffee drink thing my friend's been telling me about that has these ganoderma mushrooms in it. I tell you what, I shit this afternoon like I haven't shit in about six months. We'll not talk about my horrible colon blockage.. moving on..
I got booty that I've been lusting after for two months, did I mention that? In the words of my friend Hector, who is very wise, it was over 9000.. and the awesome of it was made with pure awesome extract.
All in all, I got to spend some great time with friends. That's what I enjoyed the most. To my friends I didn't get to see last night, you know I love you, and none of us can be everywhere at once, I hope you had a wonderful time and happy 2008!
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