Boyfriend,
I love you although at times you infuriate me. However, I love you more than you infuriate me. I'm touched that you're proud I do well at my place of employment. I'm sorry I work so late. I appreciate it more than you will ever know when you stay up late waiting for me to get home. I could never express my gratitude for the times I come home and you're naked on the couch. I know you've been tired and sick lately. Thank you for the sex despite your disposition.
Insurance Company,
FUCK YOU.
You can take the extra 200 dollars you want next year and shove it up your ass. This year I've paid you on time, I have no moving violations to speak of at all in the whole history of my driving, and I've caused zero accidents. So to you I say, "Wish in one hand, shit in the other, I'm calling Progressive."
Melissa,
I miss you terribly. I miss your smile, your hair, your goofy laugh. I miss making out with you. I miss feeling like a perv when I put my face in your boobs. I miss listening to you. I miss talking to you about my vagina and hearing about yours and that thing that came out of it, and all the goofy shit she does.
Bek,
If you moved again, please let me know. It's been a fair bit since I've seen a post. :( P.S. post pictures of snow :D
Everyone else,
I love you. Have a good Christmas. Me and the guy counter-part are going to pick his son up for the holidays on Saturday, so, I probably won't post much. I'm excited. We haven't seen him since the summer time. So, happy holidays, Christmas, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever the hell it is you like celebrating during the cold part of the year.
I love you although at times you infuriate me. However, I love you more than you infuriate me. I'm touched that you're proud I do well at my place of employment. I'm sorry I work so late. I appreciate it more than you will ever know when you stay up late waiting for me to get home. I could never express my gratitude for the times I come home and you're naked on the couch. I know you've been tired and sick lately. Thank you for the sex despite your disposition.
Insurance Company,
FUCK YOU.
You can take the extra 200 dollars you want next year and shove it up your ass. This year I've paid you on time, I have no moving violations to speak of at all in the whole history of my driving, and I've caused zero accidents. So to you I say, "Wish in one hand, shit in the other, I'm calling Progressive."
Melissa,
I miss you terribly. I miss your smile, your hair, your goofy laugh. I miss making out with you. I miss feeling like a perv when I put my face in your boobs. I miss listening to you. I miss talking to you about my vagina and hearing about yours and that thing that came out of it, and all the goofy shit she does.
Bek,
If you moved again, please let me know. It's been a fair bit since I've seen a post. :( P.S. post pictures of snow :D
Everyone else,
I love you. Have a good Christmas. Me and the guy counter-part are going to pick his son up for the holidays on Saturday, so, I probably won't post much. I'm excited. We haven't seen him since the summer time. So, happy holidays, Christmas, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever the hell it is you like celebrating during the cold part of the year.
