Ah, the drugstore

I think Walgreen's has the very best candy. Mainly because they carry stuff that I loved as a kid that isn't carried at the grocery store (like them big chewy Sweet Tarts, you know who you are). So, I wondered in last night on a Swedish Red Fish run. I dutifully took three bags of the yummy little fish and a can of tea to the counter. The register guy asked me how I was doing, and I told him I was good. I asked him how he was doing.
He leaned in a bit, and with a tired look on his face he said, "Fair."
"Is it quitin time?" This is a question most retail/register/whatever people appreciate.
"Not until eight A.M., honey." (I'm pretty sure he was gay)
"Oh wow, that's early in the morning, and a long ways away." I gave him my sad, you poor thing look.
He perked up a bit, "But hey, I work in a drug store." I laughed SO hard I started coughing.
I told him that sounded really promising. It makes me think, maybe Walgreen's gives its employees speed. Must fill out application.